Edith Geraldine (edithgeraldine) wrote in vapidjournal,
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*Tis iz SEW kutez!!!!!!1 n tits awl trew!!!!1!!! awl tose tings tat tey sey GURLZ LURVE GUYZ 4 iz trew!!1!!! (hint) (hint)
*Tis iz reeeeelly kute GUYZ, n lik NAWT GAY!!!1! espeshully te END TING!!!1!!!
*Tis CHAYNIE lettre iz reel we folowd te
enstrukshuns n we r g oin owt wit hour CRUSHEES1!!!!!

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Sorrie butt tis CHAYNIE lettre iz fo reel, i gott tit te furs timmy, n i reniged tit n a weeek latre n te LURVE off my liffe 4 6-moths dumpd ON me 4 know gudd reesun sew BE WARE, n jus sind te stoopit lettre!11!!!!!

Te LURVERS off te HART

N odor 2 formd a mooor purfikt KIZZZ, n abable te migty HUGG 2 primate
2 hoo wee pleeeze butt 1 KIZZZ.


r-tikle 1 : Statehood off LURVE: Te KIZZZ
1. KIZZZ on te handiepoo.... i wanna make BABIEZ
2. KIZZZ on te cheeeeek... i wanna make BABIEZ
3. KIZZZ on te nekk... you son-of-a....i wanna make BABIEZ
&n bsp; 4. KIZZZ on te LIPPERZ... y doo u hate meee?!?!?!?
5. KIZZZ on te eerz... i wanna make BABIEZ...and eat ur freekin eer of!!!!1!!!
6. KIZZZ newere elze ... letz not git carreyd a way...by te way, im sleeepin wit yer broter
7. Loook n yer eyez ... *vacant stare* BABIEZ!!!1!!!1
8. Plaayin wit yer harre... i will eeeet yer HART!!!!!!1!!!!!
9. Handiepoo un yer waste... i LURVE u 2 muck 2 lett u goo!!!!1!!!!! we kan b 2gether 4 ever n ever n ever n ever n ever n ever n ever n ever n ever!!!!!!!!!!!1!!


r-tickle 2: Te Tree Stepeez
1. GURLZ: ifff ne GUYZ getts fresssh wit u, slap heem...n ddin giv himm my # LOL!ML!N$I! OMG!#M!J j./K!!!!....butt know reely
2. GUYZ: if ne GURL slaps u, her intinshuns r krap n shee hatez yer guttsiez
! ;! ; ! ! 3. GUYZ n GURLZ: klose ur eyez wen KIZZZIN, tit bee rude madd uugly 2 staree


r-tickle 3: Te Komandmints
1. Tou shawl nott skweeze 2 hard...OMG!!1!! I SAYED HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2. Tou shawl nott ass 4 a KIZZZ, jus givv 1 ore takke 1.
3. Tou shawl KIZZZ att averie opurtunady..CUZ TATS WHA WEE DOO!!!!!32!!!


**ReeMEMBER**heehee I SAYED MEMBER!!!!!!!1!!!! 
a leech iz a leech
a dumm iz a dunm,
a KIZZZ iznt a KIZZZ wit out sum TONG...DONG? WTF...EW STACY...SICK...
sew opin up ur mowth...EW OMFG,
kloze ur eyz,
n giv ur TONG sum exorcize...EWEWWWEWWW!!!



WELLLLLLLLL heers a few reesuns y GUYZ lik GURLZ...
1. tey will alwayz smeel gudd e ven if its jus poo
2. te way there heydz alwayz fined te write spott on hour shulderz n leev broosez
3. how kute tey look wen tey sleep and fart on hour facez
4. te eaze n witch tey fit in2 hour armz az we tri n stranggle tem
5. te way tey KIZZZ u n awl off a suden evryting iz write n te wurld xcept wen she poopz on ur fron lawwn
6. how kute tey r wen tey eeet...n eeet....n eeeet...dam tey eeeet....
&nb sp; 7. te way tey take ourz 2 get dresed butt n te end makez tit awl wurth wile
8. beecuz tey r alwayz warm evn wen tits minuz 30 out side n teyve alrady took hour koatz
9. te way tey loouk gudd know mater wat tey weer...or wat tey DONT weer
10. te way tey alwayz fissh 4 komplimintz evn thoh u told tem 249734932957329723957250987320 timez tat tey r ur honie sugah sweeety thang
11. how kute tey r wen tey argu bout ery dam ting undur te son
12. te way heer handiepoo alwayz findz your walet
13. te way tey smile wen tey jus farted on u agan
14. te way u feel wen u sea there name on te call ID after u jus had a big fight bout her sleeepin wit ur broter
15. te way she says "letz not fight nymore" evn thoh u no tat n our latre u will bee arguin bout sumting elz cuz she wans to sleeeep wit ur bro agan
16. te way tey KIZZZ wen u doo sumting nize 4 tem...or ON tem
17. te way tey KIZZZ u wen u say "i LURVE u'...dey alwayz fall 4 that line...
18. acshully ... ! ! ju! ! st te way tey KIZZZ u...
19. te way tey fall in2 ur armz wen tey kry...n kry...n kry...wtf!!!!!!!1!! STOB KRYIN JEESUS!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!
20. ten te way tey applegize 4 kryin over sumting tat silly n ten tey fart on ur face yet agan
21. te way tey hitt u n gigel n hitt u agan momntz b4 u beet te livin krap out of her
22. ten te way tey applegize wen tit doez hurt (even thoh we don admit tit)
23. te way tey say "i MIZZZ u sugah bare turd monkee i wanna make BABIEZ wit u"
24. te way u MIZZZ them n there juggs...i meen....there kutenezz
25. te way there teerz make u wanna chanje te wurld sew tat tit doeznt hurt her nymore.....yet reguardleszz if u LURVE tem, hate tem, wish tey wuld dye ore no tat u wuld dye witout tem ... tit maters knot. bcuz once n ur life, wateva tey where 2 te wurld tey becum eeryting 2 u. wen u look tem n te tits...EYEZ...EYEZZZ, travalin 2 te depthz off there soulz n u say a milion tings witout trase of a sownd,u no tat ur own life iz enevitibel konsumd witin te ryhthmik...hawt....pulzatin.....RONG TING SORRY....beetinz of her vary HART. wee LURVE tem 4 one reeson...i meen a milion reeszns, know paper wuld doo tit justise. tit iz a ting knot of te mined butt of te HART.


tis iz a LURVE CHAYNE lettre n 0.0000000000000005 dayz u r supozed 2 sind tit 2
35485947650347543754358738765043675 peepz. tit iz eezey, jus look in2 chat roomz n fined tem. nyway, sind
tit to 35984509843650-348693763945-4258 peepz n 0.00000000000000000000005 dayz. now hear cums te funn part. u ten say te name
of te persun u lik or LURVE n ten te persun will say "i LURVE u," or
"will u make BABIEZ wit me?" KNOW JOKE!1!!!!


! N! ow! ! te konsakwenses:
te konsakwenses r: if u brake te CHAYNE lettre, u will halve bad
luk n furniture reelashunshipz. if u dont brake te CHAYNE, ten u will bee a happy kampr!!!

kongrachoolashuns!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 u halve ben choosen 2 participle n te LONGIST n te LUKIEST CHAYNE lettre on te enternet! onse reed, tis lettre musst IMEEDEEATELY (meenin witin te our) bee sint 2 3497395740574936394560435740357480 peepz. after u sind tit,make a wissh n tit will cume trew n te amont of thyme of dayz, az te thyme.
4 exampel, if u sint tit @ 8:00, ur wissh will cum trew n eght
U MAY KNOT WEIGHT 4 A SERTAN THYME 2 SIND TIT........ REMEMBER, TIT MUSST BEE SINT WITIN 0.000000000000005 DAYZ, ORE UR WISH WILL KNOT CUM TREW! PLEEEEZE KONTINEW TIT NOW!!!

*waRNIN*

IF U DOO KNOT PASS GAS...TIS ON, SUMTING BAD WILL HAPEN 2 U

* nNOtEz*
TE MOORE PEEPZ U SIND TIS 2 TE MOORE LUK U WILL HALVE N UR LURVE LIFE. IF U BRAKE TE CHAYNE LETTRE (TIT HAS BEN GOIN SENSE TE THYME OF KREASHUN CIRKA 4004 BC) U WILL HALVE BAD LUK WIT UR LURVE LIFE 4 SEVIN YEERS. TIS IZ KNOW
JOKE.

GUD LUK!


hears te kach .....if u emale tit 2 ::::
0 peepz -- u will dye alone n no 1 will ever LURVE u
1-11 peepz -- u will dye alone n no 1 will ever LURVE u
12-21 peepz -- u will dye alone n no 1 will ever LURVE u
22-31 peepz -- u will dye alone n no 1 will ever LURVE u

304805743876430578457430574308674207530498574397549 peepz -- evry1 will LURVE u n i will make BABIEZ wit u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!

 

 

 

This parody brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Savannah and her hatred for chain letters. This is a joke. Just a joke. So yeah. Enjoy.  You can send this one to all those people who send you weird chain letters!

 

 

 

x-posted on my own journal

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lololol dat wuz awsum!!!1